| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 02:58 | The Punks Are Writing Love Songs | |
| 2 | 02:23 | Fangs on Bats | |
| 3 | 02:47 | Georgette Plays a Goth | |
| 4 | 03:41 | Bored to Hear Your Heart Still Breaks | |
| 5 | 03:14 | Clique at Night Vandals | |
| 6 | 07:25 | Dracula Screams of Tiger Style, Parts 1 & 2 | |
| 7 | 01:59 | The Lonely Life of a UFO Researcher | |
| 8 | 02:40 | A Cursed Miss Maybellene | |
| 9 | 01:43 | If You Take Away the Make-Up (Then the Vampires They Will Die) | |
| 10 | 02:52 | Misgiving | |
| 11 | 03:30 | The Neutron | |
| 12 | 04:34 | One Essex Girl | |
| 13 | 02:56 | The Secret History of Devil's Paw | |
| 14 | 05:00 | We Know You're Cute, You Told Us | |
