This Affair Never Happened... and Here Are Eleven Songs About It
| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 03:59 | You (You, You) | |
| 2 | 03:16 | I Resign | |
| 3 | 02:22 | Blowtorch | |
| 4 | 03:24 | Ninja Suit | |
| 5 | 03:27 | Slice of Life | |
| 6 | 04:18 | No Heroics | |
| 7 | 03:15 | You Don't Feel Anything at All | |
| 8 | 03:28 | Peel It Away | |
| 9 | 03:43 | Hollywood | |
| 10 | 04:11 | You've Got to Pay | |
| 11 | 05:09 | For Christ's Sake |
