| Track | Durée | Titre | Tablature |
| 1 | 01:29 | My Song's Shorter Than Yours | |
| 2 | 02:12 | Home Entertainment System | |
| 3 | 02:51 | 42 (The Continuing Story of Horace Wimp) | |
| 4 | 03:36 | Afro Muff | |
| 5 | 02:48 | Pretty Lady | |
| 6 | 02:34 | Keyboard? | |
| 7 | 02:36 | The Crown | |
| 8 | 01:18 | Agent Booty | |
| 9 | 02:52 | Slam Man | |
| 10 | 02:50 | The Love Song We Had to Have | |
| 11 | 02:53 | He Expresses Himself Through His Music (Yes He Does) | |
| 12 | 02:57 | Japanese Jeffrey | |
| 13 | 00:49 | Titties | |
| 14 | 02:18 | Once Upon a Time | |
| 15 | 01:34 | Fuck and Be Friends | |
| 16 | 02:30 | Things That You Find Up Your Arse | |
| 17 | 03:31 | Hair (The Ballad of Ralph Macchio vs. Steve Vai) | |
| 18 | 01:50 | Bad Beer Day | |
| 19 | 03:00 | Globe Derby | |
| 20 | 04:40 | Jesus H. Christ | |
| 21 | 02:41 | Velvet Motor | |
| 22 | 03:20 | Happy Birthday Ox | |
| 23 | 01:41 | Sand in My Bum Crack / Walk Don't Run (medley) | |
| 24 | 06:21 | Scott Free | |
