Tablature one more minute - Weird Al Yankovic

          



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  Date: Sat, 30 Mar 1996 19:01:44 -0500

  From: Denis Ford <dbf4@cornell.edu>

  

  

  

  One More Minute by Weird Al Yankovic

  

  Words transcribed by I. Josh Greenstein (at least they were on his web page)

  Chords by Bo Ford

  

  I haven't heard this song in a while, so please feel free to correct any

  mistakes.  I'm not

  absolutely sure if the B7 is right, but it sounds pretty close.  Have fun.

  Bo

  

  D                        G        D                  G

  Well I heard that you're leaving, gonna leave me far behind,

  B7                           Em           A                       D

  'Cause you found a brand new lover, you decided that I'm not your kind.

  

  

  G                     D         G

  So I pulled your name out of my Rolladex,

        C                         G

  And I tore all your pictures in two,

        B7                              Em

  And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,

       A                        D

  Just because it reminds me of you.....

  

  

  C                 D                  G

  That's right, you ain't gonna see me crying,

  C                 D              G

  I'm glad that you found somebody new,

             C             D              G                C

  'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,

       G              D           G

  Than spend one more minute with you.

  

  

  D                        G

  I guess I may seem kinda bitter,

      D              G           D

  You got me feeling down in the dumps,

             B7                        Em

  'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love,

        A                            D

  And I have to use the self-service pumps...

  

  

        C             D                  G

  Oh so honey, let me help you with that suitcase

      C           D                 G

  You ain't gonna break my heart in two

             C            D                G                C

  'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face,

       G              D           G

  Than spend one more minute with you..

  

  

  Em                    D                 G

  I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork

  C                                   G

  Than watch you going out with other men

  Em                 G            Em

  I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,

  A                                            D

  Again, and again, and again, and again, and again

  

  Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'

  

  

      C              D                   G

  I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leaches

           C                D           G

  Shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two

      C                    D

  I'd rather clean all the bathrooms

                   G                C

  In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..

       G              D           G

  Than spend one more minute with you

  

  

                       C          D            G

  Yes, I'd rather dive naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks

              C          D                 G

  Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue

      C                D

  I'd rather dive in a swimming pool filled with

  G                  C

  Double-edged razor blades

       G              D           Em

  Than spend one more minute with you

  

  

             C                            D

  I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands

      G                                            C

  And throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die....

       G              D           G

  Than spend one more minute with you.....

  

  

   


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 One more minute, de Weird al yankovic 

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