Tablature my sweet miss - Scuba Divers

          



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  Date: Sun, 15 Mar 1998 20:57:19 -0500

  From: bobcat <bobcat@internet-max.com> (by way of cal woods)

  Subject: SONG SUBMISSION

  

     I have wrote a song that I think everybody will like. It is a comical

  song that I took from an old ballad from back in the 1800's. The original

  was picked up by Will Mccain Clauson in a Mel Bay Old Time Cowboy Song

  Book. The original author is unknown as far as I can tell. The original

  title was "Mah Swiss Miss" & I took it & left out the chorus lines added a

  few changes to the verses & put my own tune to it for a comic act that I

  have worked up with my Uncle in a dress with a wig & makeup. I hope you all

  enjoy it as much as I do.

  From: Larry J. Carter

  Song Title: My Sweet Miss

  

  

   G                                                       C

  Oh my sweet miss , I miss her ,         I miss the chance to kiss her ,

          G                                                  D

  She pot-bellied , pig-tailed , but I’m her pal !

         G                                                         C

  Oh , I know her teeth are phoney ,     From chawin Swiss baloney,

       G                            D                      G

  But I love her, she’s my baby, she’s my gal !

  

  G                                                    C

  Oh her pimple face is bumpy,     Her load is kinda lumpy,

          G                                                        D

  She’s cross-eyed, bow-legg’d, and pigeon-toed !

     G                                                        C

  She’s got ears like collie flowers,     And legs like Eiffel towers,

  G                                        D                  G

  And her mug looks like two miles of bad road.

  

  G                                                 C

  Oh my sweet miss, I miss her,    I miss the chance to kiss her,

      G                                                        D

  She’s knock-kneed, flat-footed, she’s my gal !

      G                                                   C

  Oh they say her breath is sweet,    But I’d rather smell her feet,

    G                                       D                  G

  And I miss, my sweet miss, ‘cuzz she’s my gal !

  

  G                                                  C

  She’s my darlin’, My daisy,    She dang near drives me crazy,

         G                                                 D

  She gives me bluegrass lovin, she’s my gal !

         G                                       C

  Her hair is red and frizzy,    Her block is sorta dizzy,

     G                           D             G

  Halitosis, in her kisser, she’s my gal !

  

  

  

  SLOWLY  CRYING ( AD-LIBING )

  G                                             C

  She’s pure bliss, my sweet miss,

           G                                   D

  And I miss that sweet miss kiss.

              G                               C

  On my knees, I beg ya’ please,

  G                                        C                       GDG

  cum on back,   To the place where you belong at home.

  

  

  

  P.S: If you have any questions you can E-mail me at the following address.

  I have the song in a wav file that is about 2 Mg's long after being Zipped

  so it would take a while to send. I do the song with a flat-top Alvarez

  slowly & with a lot of silliness in the ending. Good luck & Happy Picking.

  

  Larry J. Carter

  bobcat@mindless.com

   


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 My sweet miss, de Scuba divers 

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