Tablature welcome to the retard ball - BEER SOFTENED STOOL

          



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  Date: Sat, 14 Mar 1998 23:28:56 -0500

  From: "Brian j. dawson" <dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu>

  Subject: TAB: Welcome to the Retard Ball by Beer Softened Stool

  

  tabbed by dawsonbr@zebu.cvm.msu.edu <dogdoc>

  "Welcome to the Retard Ball" by Beer Softened Stool

  >From "The Brown Album"

  

  Riff 1				"riff" 2

  -|------------------------------|--------------------

  -|------------------------------|--2/-9--9-10-11-12---

  -|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12---

  -|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12---

  -|---2--2--2--2------2----------|---------------------

  -|---0--0--0--0--0-0-0----------|---------------------

  

  play  riff 1 8x then slide riff 2 and hold

  

  [G]Hey baby do ya wanna dance?!

  [G]ya lookin' good I feel like romance!

  [C]See the girl with the helmet on?!

  [C]Her leg braces really turn me on!

  [G]Disco lights dancin' off your hair!

  [G]Take the brake off of your wheelchair!

  

  {chorus}

  [D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night!

  [D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night!

  [G][C][C#][D]

  

  [G]Electric Brenda shes a Mongoloid!

  [G]When she gets to lovin' all the boys!

  [C]They come a rollin' in their wheely carts!

  [C]ya know Brenda's gonna break thier hearts!

  [G]uh oh! Someone had an accident!

  [G]SMells like Marc done pooped his pants!

  

  {chorus}

  solo over verse

  {chorus} 2x

  

  

   


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 Welcome to the retard ball., de Beer softened stool 

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