Tablature broken hearts - Frank Zappa

          



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  From: William Kaemmerling <merck@svpal.org>

  

  BROKEN HEARTS ARE FOR ASSHOLES

  by Frank Zappa

  

  If you know the tune it should come easy!!!

  

  Fast Rock!

  C G // D A

  

  HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?

  YOUR AN ASSHOLE, AN ASSHOLE

  A                           CGDA      

  SOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT AGREE

  A                                         CGDA

  CAUSE YOU PROBABLY LIKES A LOT OF MISERY

  A                               D

  BUT THINK A WHILE AND YOU WILL SEE

  Bm

  BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE

  BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE

  ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE?

  BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE

  Bm                  Em

  ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE TOO?

  E                         A

  WHATCHA GONNA DO 'CAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE

  

  CGDA

  

  A                                    CGDA

  MAYBE YOU THINK YOU'RE A LONELY GUY

  A                                     CGDA

  MAYBE YOU THING YOUR TOO TOUGH TO CRY

  A                                                                           D

  SO YOU WENT TO THE GRAPE, JUST TO GIVE IT A TRY.

  

  F#m  E  Etc...

  AND DAGMAR 

  Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch 

  I ever saw in my life

  WHAT HIS NAME

  1,2,3,4

  THE WHISKERS STICKING OUT FROM UNDERNEATH OF

  HIS PANCAKE MAKEUP

  And yet he was a beautiful lady

  NEARLY DROVE YOU INSANE

  Lets talk about leather

  AND SO YOU KISSED A LITTLE SAILOR

  Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton

  production

  WHO HAD JUST BLEW IN FROM SPAIN

  "Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf"

  YOU SNIFFED THE REEKING BUNS OF ANGEL

  The story of a demented bread boffer

  AND ACTED LIKE IT WAS COCAINE

  Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat

  loaf

  

  YOU WERE DAZZLED BY THE EXCITING NEW COSTUME OF KOKO

  then on Tuesday night, Caesar's back in town

  IN A WAY YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN

  Facing off in a no holds barred tag team grudge match with kona

  AND SO YOU WORKED THE WALL WITH MICHAEL

  379 pounds of Samoan dynamite

  WHICH GAVE YOUR BACK AN AWFUL STAIN

  Volcanic hell

  BUT YOU CAME BACK ON SUNDAY FOR THE GONG SHOW

  next Thursday, teen town finest

  F#m   E

  BUT YOU FORGOT WHAT I WAY SAYIN

  E

  'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE

  THAT'S RIGHT

  E

  'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE

  YES, YES

  E

  'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE

  THAT'S RIGHT

  E

  'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE

  

  C G // D A

  

  NOW YOU BEEN TO THE GRAPE AN YOU BEEN TO THE CHEST

  AN NOW I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR ARE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE, 

  

  A                                                      CGDA

  YOU SAY YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH

  A                                        CGDA

  WELL LADIES YOU CAN BE AN ASSHOLE TOO

  A                                               D                                                  D

  YOU MIGHT PRETEND YOU AIN'T GOT ONE ON THE BOTTOM OF YOU

  F#m                                                E                         D  

  BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL  IT'S LOOKING AT YOU 

  F#m                                                 E                         D

  BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL,  IT'S WINKING AT YOU 

  F#m                                                 E                          D

  BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL, ITS BLINKING AT YOU 

  THAT'S WHY I SAY

  A                                                        D

  I'M GONNA RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT UP YER POOP CHUTE

  CORN HOLE

  FIST FUCK                                               4x

  WRIST WATCH:CRISCO

  PUD!

  F#m                                                                               D

  DON'T FOOL YERSELF, GIRL,IT'S GOIN RIGHT UP YER POOP CHUTE   [4X]

  AW, I KNEW YOU'D BE SURPRISED!  A

  

  

  

  Good Luck with this one.  

  Classic Zappa!!!

  

  submited by

  Will Kaemmerling

  merck@svpal.org

  

   


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