Tablature bobbybrown - Frank Zappa

          



 {t:Bobby Brown}

  {st:Frank Zappa}

  

  [C]Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown

  They [Am]say I'm the cutest boy in town

  My [Dm7]car is fast, my teeth is shiney

  I [G7]tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie

  

  [C]Here I am at a famous school

  I'm [Am]dressin' sharp'n' I'm acting cool

  I got a [Dm7]cheerleader here wants to help with my paper

  [G7]Let her do all the work'n' maybe later I'll rape her

  

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  Oh [F]God I am the American dream

  I [Em]do not think I'm [Am]too extreme

  An' I'm a [Dm7]handsome sonofa[G]bitch

  I'm [G7]gonna get a good job'n' be real rich

    ([G]get a good, get a good ...)

  {eoc}

  

  [C]Women's liberation

  Came [Am]creepin' all across the nation

  I [Dm7]tell you people, I was not ready

  When I [G7]fucked that dyke by the name of Freddie

  

  She [C]made a little speech then

  Aw, she [Am]tried to make me say when

  She had my [Dm7]balls in a vice, but she left the dick

  I [G7]guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

  

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  Oh [F]God I am the American dream

  But [Em]now I smell like [Am]Vaseline

  An' I'm a [Dm7]miserable sonofa[G]bitch

  Am I a [G7]boy or a lady ...? I don't know which

     ([G]I wonder, wonder ...)

  {eoc}

  

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  So I [C]went out'n' bought me a leisure suit

  I [Am]jingle my change, but I'm still kinda' cute

  Got a [Dm7]job doin' radio promo

  An' [G7]none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo

  

  E[C]ventually me'n' a friend 

  Sorta [Am]drifted along into S&M

  I can [Dm7]take about an hour on the tower of power

  [G7]Long as I gets little golden shower

  

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  Oh [F]God I am the American dream

  With a [Em]spindle up my butt till it [Am]makes me scream

  An' I'll do [Dm7]anything to get a[G]head

  I [G7]lay awake nights sayin', "Thank you, Fred"

  {eoc}

  

  Oh [F]God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic !

  [Em]Thanks to Freddie, I'm a [Am]sexual spastic

  And my [Dm7]name is Bobby [G]Brown

  [G]Watch me now; I'm goin' down

  And my [Dm7]name is Bobby [G]Brown

  [G]Watch me now; I'm goin' down

  And my [Dm7]name is Bobby [G]Brown

  [G]Watch me now; I'm goin' down

   


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