Tablature egg marketing board tango - TV

          



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  Date: Sat, 21 Feb 1998 22:00:17 -0800

  From: Dennis Hiebert <deh@ark.com>

  Subject: /h/hill_benny/egg_marketing_board_tango.crd

  

  Title:   The Egg Marketing Board Tango

  Artist:  Benny Hill

  Chords:  G, D, A7

  

  This song can be found on the CD "The World of Benny Hill - Benny Hill

  Sings?" which includes 25 of his comedy classics.  It also appeared on

  an old vinyl recording, "The Golden Hour of Benny Hill."

  

  

  

  It's the [G]Egg Marketing Board [D]Tango,

  In [A7]other words, the dance of [D]love.  [A7]  [D]

  

  You [D]go down to the pally and you're [A7]eager for a dance,

  You see a lovely stranger and your [D]eyes meet quite by chance.

  She's [G]warm and she's desirable with [D]lips meant to be kissed,

  So you [A7]stand eight feet apart and do the [D]twist.  [n/c]Oh Lor'!

  

  But in the [G]tango you get the chance to [D]hold her oh so near,

  As you [G]gaze into her lovely eyes of [D]blue.

  And while you're [A7]dancing you whisper sweet [D]nothings in her ear,

  And she [G]says, "Sweet nothing doing," back to [A7]you.

  

  You [D]give her a nibble, you [A7]give her cheek a peck,

  You've got her in a grip of steel, you're [D]breathing down her neck.

  And [G]then she says those magic words that [D]thrill you through and

     through,

  "You've been [A]7eating pickled onions, haven't [D]you?  [n/c]Oh, poo!"

  

  G//  D//  A7/  D/  A7/D /

  

  Once I [D]met a girl called Kitty, she was [A7]pretty as can be,

  She lived up in the city and she [D]asked me 'round to tea.

  But [G]pretty, witty Kitty, she [D]tried to pull my leg,

  So I [A7]hit her, what a pity, with a [D]soft boiled egg.

  

  Then the [G]wireless played a tango and I [D]held her in my arms,

  As we [G]swayed and we glided 'round the [D]room.

  And when her [A7]dad came in we carried on, a[D]las I didn't know,

  He was [G]deaf and he couldn't hear the [A7]tune.

  

  He [D]punched me in the ear-o, he [A7]hit me with a vase,

  He chased down the garden and he [D]kicked me on the grass.

  And [G]now I swear I'm finished, as [D]true as stars above,

  With the [A7]ango, the dance of [D]love.

  

  A7  D

  

  

  

  This is one in a series of Benny Hill songs I've learned by ear.  Most of

  these songs have only three chords which makes it easy figure them out.  I

  might have missed some chords or put the wrong ones down, but the basic

  structure is there at any rate.  I welcome any comments, corrections or

  suggestions for improvement.

  

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   Transcribed by Hoser             "Great spirits have always encountered

   deh@ark.com                      violent opposition from mediocre minds."

   http://mars.ark.com/~deh                                 -Albert Einstein

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