Tablature medium pace - Adam Sandler

          



 From: neptune@netaxs.com (DiE U.S. Coordinator)

  Subject: CRD:  Adam Sandler's "Medium Pace"

  

  

  this is kind of disgusting, but very funny...

  

  			C

  Put your arms around me babe,

  			 G

  Can't you see I need you so?

  			   F

  Hold me close against your skin,

  		       G*

  'Cause I'm about to begin

  	C   Csus4 C

  Lovin' you.

  

  

  					  C	

  Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.

  			           G			

  Play with my balls and tell me how big they are.

  			      F

  Honey rub your beaver up and down my face.

       G*					      C          Csus4 C	

  Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.

  

  

  				    C

  You see that shampoo bottle?  Now, stick it up my ass.

  			G				

  Push it in and out at a medium pace.

  				F 

  Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was.

      G*				 	  C     Am

  Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face.

  

  

  F		  G			C      Em	Am 	

  Darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs.

  G		F	

  Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people

      G

  you work with.

  

  

  						    C

  Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass.

  				       G

  Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off.

  		    F			

  Strap on a dildo and make me give you head.

      G*				     C	

  Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.

  

  

  			    C					

  I feel so humiliated.  I'm about to blow my load.

  				      G

  You tell it's time to make love but I can't 'cuz I spewed all over myself.

  			F		G

  Then you look into my eyes, then you realize

  		 C             G	Am	Em	

  How much I enjoy loving you.  oh.

  	F

  I'm so sorry I spunked all over my stomach.

  G				  C		Am	G	C	

  Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you.

   


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 Medium pace, de Adam sandler 

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